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FLAPDOODLE by Cristin FLAPDOODLE by Cristin
"In order to form a more perfect Union"? As if people didnít need any more evidence of the retardation of us Americans. More perfect?

These aren't real caricatures, that wasn't the point, so I'll tell you who they are. Here we have a very excited Gouverneur Morris. And Washington in the back, and that sexy son of a bitch James Madison in one chair. And Oh PUCE on the game inside the Game Boy that Benjamin Franklin is playing. See, way back then they didnít have the fancy DS.
Um.
FLAPDOODLE!! We were trying to think of a title. And we couldn't. So we called it flapdoodle.


GROPE LIST:
Benjamin Franklin DEFINITELY. What an awesome person.
Quite possibly Gene Kelly. He IS pretty cool.
Oh and maybe Cheech. I dunno, he's just great.
That chalupa, Zoi, the 2.0 version of the goddess of courage, a Canadian pirate, Mitzi, Kai-... ugh, okay, you know what peopleÖ just, just CONSIDER yerself on my list! Alright!? GAWD!!!!! Jesus of Nazareth!
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Rurudyne Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
"More perfect" would be in relation to something that came before it.

It's simply a snazzier way to say "better".

Remember, many of these were lawyers ... who liked beer (Madison wanted there to be a Secretary of Beer to oversee a brewery for Washington DC ... which would be constitutional since in DC Congress has legislative power "in all Cases whatsoever").

Show me a lawyer who likes his beer (or booze in general) and I'll show you someone who is at elast open to occasional expressive language if the muse is upon him.
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ImpulsiveKnowledge Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2009
I love the fact that I stumble upon this and I have an exam about the Constitiution, Federalists, and all sorts of historic goodness.

Ahh, History.
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CallThePatentOffice Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
hahaha some of the hate comments on this were as backwards as russia freeing the serfs the year after slaves were liberated in america!! da..1860ss ;) serfs!!!

i myself view these sorts of cartoons not as insulting or slanderous! but the complete opposite, as endearing, and a form of flattery. duh!
nothing wrong with humor and pointing out something truly friggn funny about the constitution.

love it!
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2009
I KNOW right?! Thanks.
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CallThePatentOffice Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2009
this is hot.
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EL-ZomBo Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
You must be a proud dipshit. Men like that were heros and men like that would kick the living shit out of you if they were alive today.

You cowardly shit-monger. You slandering dickhead.
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CallThePatentOffice Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2009
I think your comment is interesting because this cartoon could truly be viewed as insulting, or actually as the complete opposite.
Perhaps a silly exageration of what the workings behind gov. morris' mind were?
But not meant to simplify or cheapen the actual events. ;)
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TheMetalExodus Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
Wow, your amazing dude! Do you just search for stuff like this to bitch about??

Hilarious!! Are you related to most of the douche bags on DA? I've met at least half of your cousins! And they're all jerks!
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EL-ZomBo Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2008
No, I searched James Madison and found this disrespectful form of slander in return. If your whiny little friend can't take criticisms, the maybe he should keep his 'art' to himself.

And if the exercise of free speech makes me a "jerk", then I hope little commie scumbags like you see me as Satan himself.
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King-Julien-Rocks Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010
It's a she. O_O
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TheMetalExodus Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2008
No I've gotten worse free speech spitten at me. =D Satan does not scare me either, for he shall be crushed.

And Cristin is a girl, moron. :aww:
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Cristin Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
Woa, I didn't even know these comments were made.
Wow, he called us commies.
And he seriously thinks he's saying substantial stuff, like he has no idea how he sounds. By the way I appreciate your defense.
Because he insisted on insulting my FRIENDS as well, I'm going to finally reply to him.

To Troll(if they ever read this):
If you think lame mail like this is some sort of noble exercise of a Right to Fair Comment, sorry boy but you need to go back to school.
What you fail to realize, in your self-importance, is that since you have every right to post your so-called “thoughts in the form of written criticism” like this, then I have the right to reveal you for it and laugh as I am so inclined.
I'm not the one who is whining. You're the one who can't take a little laughter in your direction.
If you do read this, and if you reply, I'm not going to acknowledge you. You need to find someone else to start a battle with.
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TheMetalExodus Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2008
Your welcome, Cristin! :glomp: Hahaha nice point too.
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Cristin Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
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The-Incredible-Al Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2006
James Madison, at his heaviest, weighed 98 pounds.
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Cristin Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2006
omg he was "the shortest and lightest president" so I don't know, he almost lost hot points for that, but then it bumped over and he gained some. I don't understand it.
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The-Incredible-Al Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2006
He's also the kind of guy you'd take his lunch money away. Like Sammy. :3
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ptpeach Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2006
This is hilarious. I love how Washingtons face signals the words "Shut the hell up and cut out all of that shit!"
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Cristin Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2006
Yeah, he's too mature for their damn shenanigans.
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The-Incredible-Al Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2006
-points-

And there's our Great-to-the-twentieth-power-times-ten Grandfather!

That's why we're so Sexy... 'cause he's sexy! Just like Gran'ma Benji.
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LordDebahno Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2006   Traditional Artist
:lol:

Interesting:XD:

PS-Grope Benji??? I'd just give him a hug and a teddy:teddy:
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Dogss Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006  Student Traditional Artist
I memorized that song from School house rock. I took off my plastic star spangled hat to sing it. I SOUNDED SO BEAUITFUL.
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The-Incredible-Al Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
James Madison is so fuckin' cute! ^_^

Hey, if Benji had a Gameboy Color...
THEN JESUS HAD A GAMEBOY!
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
and he PLUGGED IT INNN!!!!!!
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The-Incredible-Al Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
OMFG!!!

At least he wasn't behind like Cleopatra with her silly little Atari playing Pong against Caesar and Alexander the Great crying since didn't get a turn.
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DoctorBollocks Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
:rofl: This is just hilarious Cris, I love it. And the thing is..it probably did go like this. With radicals like Sam Adams and the King of Smugglers John Handcock.
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
awww, you called me Cris, just like my family does to get on my nerves ^_^
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DoctorBollocks Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2006
Oh..does it get on your nerves when I say it?
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2006
well a little bit but in the most comforting way ^_^
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DoctorBollocks Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2006
W00t! I'm comforting, for for the Doctor and 0 for the Fam :rofl:
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
oh, yeah and didn't they, like, board all the windows shut and stuff? So it must've gotten real hot and stuffy in there. They were all dizzy and disoriented.
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IggyHazard Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yore Ben Franklin lo0ks like a humanized Iggy Ko0pa crossed with a humanized Ludwig! :D
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FaroreV2 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
I'm the most grope-able. >_>

You ever see the movie 1776?
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
nope. but im taking this history class, and learning what i SHOULD'VE been taught in elementary school, and so my mind's on that period alot lately. Wait, you didn't ask that?
My history teacher is so funny... I hope he doesn't sneak his way onto my Grope List.
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FaroreV2 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
oh lord no. no teacher groping. you're opening up a huge can of worms with that one.
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canadian-pirate-girl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006   Interface Designer
Do you realize how long it took me that it was me on the grope list?

I was like "OMG OMG OMG!!! THERE'S ACTUALLY A CANADIAN PIRATE?!?!?!? OMGZ0RZ R0X0RZ MAH B0X0RZ!!!!!!"

My brother's just coming home from the hospital. I thought he broke his leg or something. But no. Apparently he got a pencil eraser stuck in his ear, and the surgical team had to take it out.
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
He's okay right? Man, you're brother should meet my brother. It would be a dumb-fest, where all four of us could all recite the preamble to the constitution together. But seriously he can hear right?!
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canadian-pirate-girl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006   Interface Designer
Oh yeah, he's fine! Just that it was kinda wedged in his small ear canal. He's fine though. And he was all sheepish when he had to explain to the doctor how it got there. :D
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professorfandango Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
Yes, I've noticed some similar things creeping into the news. THE NEWS.
Also I once heard somebody on the radio say "She's literally on cloud nine."
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Zoicytes-Shadow Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
AHMAHGAWD! I'm on the grope list! :heart:
Yeah.....flapdoodle....I was wondering what the hell was up with that title. This is awesome. ^^
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KaiKitsune Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
:grin: I'm smexy..-snick-
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Cristin Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
i love that you caught it.
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KaiKitsune Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
hehe
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KinaMorii Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hahahahahahaha...silly!
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AlsuinMoonfire Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2006
ha i love that, i just got done taking a test on the constitution and soon as i get on deviat art it pops up, how awesome is that?
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