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FLAPDOODLE

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"In order to form a more perfect Union"? As if people didn’t need any more evidence of the retardation of us Americans. More perfect?

These aren't real caricatures, that wasn't the point, so I'll tell you who they are. Here we have a very excited Gouverneur Morris. And Washington in the back, and that sexy son of a bitch James Madison in one chair. And Oh PUCE on the game inside the Game Boy that Benjamin Franklin is playing. See, way back then they didn’t have the fancy DS.
Um.
FLAPDOODLE!! We were trying to think of a title. And we couldn't. So we called it flapdoodle.


GROPE LIST:
Benjamin Franklin DEFINITELY. What an awesome person.
Quite possibly Gene Kelly. He IS pretty cool.
Oh and maybe Cheech. I dunno, he's just great.
That chalupa, Zoi, the 2.0 version of the goddess of courage, a Canadian pirate, Mitzi, Kai-... ugh, okay, you know what people… just, just CONSIDER yerself on my list! Alright!? GAWD!!!!! Jesus of Nazareth!
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Rurudyne's avatar
"More perfect" would be in relation to something that came before it.

It's simply a snazzier way to say "better".

Remember, many of these were lawyers ... who liked beer (Madison wanted there to be a Secretary of Beer to oversee a brewery for Washington DC ... which would be constitutional since in DC Congress has legislative power "in all Cases whatsoever").

Show me a lawyer who likes his beer (or booze in general) and I'll show you someone who is at elast open to occasional expressive language if the muse is upon him.