Today I looked at my Kamek drawing. On a different monitor. He looked vertically stretched, or is it horizontally compressed? It was at that moment I realized. Every time I had thought a screenshot of Ray Wise didn’t look quite right, it had been for a reason. The fact that I still haven’t gotten the hang of my tablet. It was for a reason.
For the past half year, my laptop monitor has been stretching the image to fit its widescreen.
And I am a moron.
Why didn’t any of you care to tell me?

Why the HELL didn't I realize this sooner? I thought I was the planet's EXPERT on proper screen proportions.

So just now I skewed my tablet-done DA submissions and re-uploaded them so now they look right.
Expect me to make a tablet practice dump again, because now I hafta retrain myself to use the tablet.

We failed it.

Recently Kyle has discovered that after we cleaned out the dust and removed a few viruses, the computer will play all his PC games. I stood over him in resentment, wishing he’d not waste the poor antique on that stuff, when I remembered the Doom 3 game I’d bought for him on his 11th birthday. After lowering all possible quality options, I’ve gotten it to run pretty well.

Though Kyle is literally ten times better than me at FPS games, and loves them while I grow quickly bored or dizzy with them, he insists on watching while I play Doom 3. All “scary” games are mine to drive, I guess. In spite of his constant criticism and rude NONSTOP backseat driving, as usual… I think he’s been impressed with me a few times. Adrenaline games are for chicks. Proven fact. Ever since I bought the new wireless modem (about two weeks ago) me and Kyle have been talking again. As if all the horrible bullshit his puberty and alpha persona have put me through. He’s still horrible, but not quite as often.

Anyway, back to the game. Last night, I entered a room, where a body in the dark caught my eye… because it was subtly moving. I approached the guy, and he looked up at me. Well, his eyes had been gouged out, but he talked to me before he was going to die. I effeminately covered my mouth and said “oh that’s awful” while Kyle and Travis, being 14 year old boys, were perfectly within their element. Looking down at the guy’s red-weeping eye sockets, only then did I realize that all the bodies I’d passed, scattered along the floors and hanging off of machinery, had ALL had their eyes gouged out. They had all been purposefully maimed by demons… in this habitual manner.

What a great game.
What a wonderful, wonderful game.

Oh by the way, yeah the new modem means I can play all my WiFi Nintendo games ANYTIME GUYS.
Someone please play with me.

I have been pretty away. Those of you who wonder what I’ve been doing… well… Reaper is what I’ve been doing.
I’m sort of an apologist for many things I’m into, but not Reaper. If you don’t like Reaper, you’re a bad person. I sound like I’m trying to pressure people into it, but you know I’m just overbearing like that and I don’t mean nothin’ by it.
Anyway, because we have a way of violating the TOS just about everywhere, the forum has to hold up base at [link]
Yeah. But it’s time I stop sucking cocks and come up for air. HI EVERYONE! How’s it goin up heah in devianTART?
If you care to, please do copypasta everything in your old journal entries that you think is important for me to know and POST IT HERE. I usually don’t reply to things, but I think I ought to here. Anyone who fucking takes the trouble to update me personally shall be awarded many internets.

I just found out today. She died in her sleep on the 16th. 48 years old.
I'm so fucking upset.

Remember her in the commentary on Pokemon 4? She was so funny, so clever, so perfect, so fucking cool.